SHOONOISE locks your shoes flat against the drum wall with 150 lbs of magnetic force. They don't bounce. They don't shift. They come out looking like the day you unboxed them.
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You already know the problem: shoes bounce around inside the drum like a wrecking ball. Every slam scuffs the soles, warps the shape, and stresses your machine. Mesh bags don't solve it because the bag floats freely in the drum. The shoe still moves.
SHOONOISE eliminates movement entirely. Six industrial-grade magnets (25 lbs of hold each, 150 lbs combined) lock the device flat against the drum wall. Your shoes are strapped onto the base and stay anchored for the full cycle. Water and detergent reach every surface through centripetal force, the spinning motion that makes the drum rotate, while the shoe stays perfectly stationary.
No impact. No shape distortion. No noise. Full cleaning power of your machine, applied directly to the shoe, for the entire duration of the cycle.
6 magnets rated at 25 lbs each. 150 lbs of combined hold locks the device to the drum wall on contact.
Water and detergent flow over the stationary shoe through the drum's spinning motion. Full cycle exposure, zero impact.
Industrial-grade plastic base. During testing, the team drove a car over it. It held. Lifetime guarantee on the base.
The only device of its kind. Patented mechanism. Not a bag, not a hack, not a workaround. An engineered solution.
You've tried the alternatives. Here's how they stack up.
| Hand Washing | Mesh Bags | SHOONOISE | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Shoes anchored to drum | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| Full wash cycle exposure | ✗ | Partial | ✓ |
| Zero noise / banging | ✓ | ✗ | ✓ |
| No shape distortion | ✓ | ✗ | ✓ |
| Time per pair | 30+ min | ~1 min | 30 sec |
| Durability | N/A | 3-5 washes | Lifetime |
| Annual cost | $80-200 | $45-75 | $39.99 once |
The real cost of doing nothing
Add up the value of every dirty, unworn pair sitting in your closet right now. Sneakers you bought for $150, $200, $300+ that you won't wear because they look beat and you can't get them clean. That's money you've already spent, sitting there collecting dust.
Now add the cost of cleaning kits, brushes, sprays, and replacement bags over the next 12 months. That's $80 to $200, plus 30 minutes per pair every time you try. SHOONOISE is $39.99 once, and it works for every pair you own, for the rest of the time you own it.
SHOONOISE was designed by a Nurse Practitioner who needed his work shoes genuinely cleaned, not cosmetically wiped down. As a healthcare professional, "good enough" wasn't an option. He needed a device that would let the washer do its job completely, not a bag that traps the shoe and blocks half the water flow.
The result is engineered to that standard. The base is industrial-grade plastic, not the thin nylon mesh that tears after a few washes. During stress testing, the team drove a car over the device. It held. The magnets are rated for 150 lbs of combined holding force. The design is patented. And the base carries a lifetime guarantee, because it's built to outlast every pair in your rotation.
Place your sneakers on the SHOONOISE base. The straps fit most shoe types and sizes, from runners to high-tops.
Place the device in the washer. The magnets lock to the drum wall on contact. Run your normal cycle.
Shoes come out fully washed, with less retained water, and zero impact damage. No hand-washing. No babysitting.
If I were to recommend one product as you do laundry for your children, it would be to purchase SHOONOISE. These strap your shoes, hold them tight, fit in your washer and dryer, wash your shoes without beating up your washer. Washing shoes never comes out good, never came out good for me. And when I used SHOONOISE, shoes looked exactly like they were before they got dirty.
Verified Customer
Purchased Home Essential Pack
"Shoes looked exactly like they were before they got dirty." That's the standard this device was built to deliver. Not "good enough." Not "mostly clean." The same condition as the day you bought them.
Pick the pack that fits your rotation. Every order ships free during launch.
Choose Your PackEvery pack includes the SHOONOISE base with six 25 lb magnets, adjustable straps, and a mesh bag for smaller items like laces and insoles. Free shipping on all launch orders.
This isn't a 30-day trial. This isn't a 1-year warranty. The SHOONOISE base is guaranteed for the lifetime of the product. If it fails, it gets replaced. That's the level of engineering confidence behind every unit. Your only risk is continuing to hand-wash or replacing another mesh bag that breaks on wash number three.
The math on this
Cleaning kits, brushes, sprays: $80 to $200 per year, plus 30 minutes of manual labor per pair.
Mesh bags: $15 to $25 each, replaced every 3 to 5 washes. That's $45 to $75 per year and the shoe still bounces.
SHOONOISE: $39.99 once. Works with every pair you own. Lifetime guarantee. Pays for itself within weeks if you clean more than two pairs a month.
The opposite. Because shoes are anchored to the drum wall, they don't bounce, slam, or shift during the cycle. Zero impact damage. The shoe stays stationary while the water and detergent do the work. Less wear on the shoe, less wear on the machine.
The adjustable straps accommodate most shoe types and sizes. High-tops, runners, lifestyle sneakers, and work shoes all fit. Jordans, Air Force 1s, New Balance 990s, Dunks, and other standard sneaker silhouettes work without issue. For very small items like laces or insoles, use the included mesh bag.
SHOONOISE works with most washers and dryers on the market. The magnets need a metal drum to lock in place. If your dryer has a plastic drum interior, the device works perfectly in the washer, and the included mesh bag can be used for drying. Most standard washers and dryers have metal drums.
No. The magnets anchor the device to the drum wall, which actually reduces wear on the machine. When shoes bounce freely, even in bags, they slam the drum walls and stress the bearings. SHOONOISE eliminates that impact entirely. The device protects your machine while cleaning your shoes.
Starter Pack ($39.99) is one unit, perfect if you're washing one pair at a time. Home Essential ($59.99) is two units, so you can wash two pairs simultaneously or keep one dedicated to your rotation and one for daily beaters. Most people go Home Essential because you get the second unit at 50% off.
The lifetime guarantee covers the SHOONOISE base itself. If the base fails at any point during normal use, it gets replaced. No expiration. The base is built from industrial-grade plastic and is designed to outlast every pair of shoes you own.
Picture your rotation a month from now. Every pair, clean. The Jordans you've been avoiding wearing because you can't get the midsole clean. The New Balances that have been sitting dirty since last summer. The Air Forces you wore once to a festival and haven't touched since. All of them, back in the rotation, looking like the day you bought them. That's what one device does.
You strap them in, drop the base in the washer, press start, and walk away. Thirty minutes later, they come out clean. No sitting on the floor with a brush. No wasted Sunday afternoons. No anxiety about the machine destroying something you spent real money on. Just clean sneakers, ready to wear.
P.S. SHOONOISE is the only patented device that magnetically anchors shoes to the drum wall during the wash and dry cycle. If you've been hand-washing or avoiding the machine entirely, this is the tool that changes that equation permanently.
P.P.S. The lifetime guarantee on the base means you buy this once and never think about it again. If it breaks, it gets replaced. No expiration. No fine print.
P.P.P.S. Free shipping on all launch orders. That won't last. If you're going to try it, now is the time.
Pick the pack that matches your rotation. Free shipping on every launch order.
Choose Your PackStarter Pack ($39.99) • Home Essential ($59.99) • Family Pack ($79.98) • Max Value ($119.97)