Patented Device - 6 Industrial Magnets

Machine-Wash Your Shoes Without the Noise or Damage

Six 25 lb magnets lock shoes flat against the drum wall. No bouncing. No banging. Full wash cycle exposure. One device, for life.

5.0 from verified customers

$79.98 Buy 2 Get 1 Free

Replaces cleaning kits, brushes, and mesh bags. Cost per unit: $26.66

Select Option

Starter

$39.99

30 Seconds to Load. Zero Effort After.

Three steps. No hand-washing. No babysitting the machine. Just clean shoes.

1

Strap Your Shoes

Place your shoes on the Shoo-Noise® base. The adjustable straps fit most shoe types and sizes, from kids' sneakers to adult high-tops.

2

Drop and Lock

Place the device in the washer or dryer. The six magnets lock to the drum wall on contact. Run a normal or gentle cycle.

3

Pull Out Clean

Shoes come out fully washed with less retained water and zero impact damage. No noise, no scuffing, no shape distortion.

The Engineering

Why This Works When Everything Else Fails

Bags float in the drum. Shoes still bounce. Shoo-Noise® eliminates movement entirely.

Magnetic Lock

6 magnets rated at 25 lbs each. 150 lbs of combined hold locks the device to the drum wall on contact.

Centripetal Clean

Water and detergent flow over the stationary shoe through the drum's spinning motion. Full cycle exposure, zero impact.

Built to Last

Industrial-grade plastic base. During stress testing, the team drove a car over it. It held. Lifetime guarantee.

Patented Design

The only device of its kind. Patented mechanism created by a Nurse Practitioner who needed it for real.

6

Industrial Magnets

25 lbs

Hold Per Magnet

150 lbs

Combined Force

Lifetime

Base Guarantee

Compare

Shoo-Noise® vs. Everything Else

See why bags and hand-washing can't compete.

Shoo-Noise® vs. Everything Else
Feature	Hand Washing	Mesh Bags	SHOONOISE
Shoes anchored to drum	✗	✗	✓
Full wash cycle exposure	✗	Partial	✓
Zero noise/banging	✓	✗	✓
No shape distortion	✓	✗	✓
Time per pair	30+ min	~1 min	30 sec
Durability	N/A	3-5 washes	Lifetime
Annual cost	$80-200/yr	$45-75/yr	$39.99 once

In the Box

Everything You Need. Nothing You Don't.

Shoo-Noise® Base

Industrial-grade plastic with six 25 lb magnets embedded. Lifetime guarantee. One base per unit ordered.

Adjustable Straps

Secure your shoes to the base. Fits most types and sizes, from kids' sneakers to adult high-tops and work boots.

Mesh Bag

Included for smaller items like laces, insoles, and delicates. Also serves as a dryer backup for plastic drum models.

Reviews

What Customers Are Saying

★★★★★

If I were to recommend one product as you do laundry for your children, it would be to purchase Shoo-Noise®. These strap your shoes, hold them tight, fit in your washer and dryer, wash your shoes without beating up your washer. Washing shoes never comes out good, never came out good for me. And when I used Shoo-Noise®, shoes looked exactly like they were before they got dirty.

Verified Customer

Purchased Home Essential Pack

★★★★★

I've bought 3 different bags and they all broke the same way. The zipper pops on the second or third wash. Shoo-Noise® is completely different because the shoes don't move at all. No noise, no damage, and they actually come out clean. Should have found this sooner.

Verified Customer

Purchased Starter Pack

Individual results may vary.

FAQ

Common Questions

Will this damage my shoes?

The opposite. Because shoes are anchored to the drum wall, they don't bounce, slam, or shift during the cycle. Zero impact damage. The shoe stays stationary while water and detergent do the work through centripetal force. Less wear on the shoe, less wear on the machine.

What types of shoes does it fit?

The adjustable straps accommodate most shoe types and sizes. Sneakers, running shoes, high-tops, kids' shoes, work shoes, and casual footwear all fit. For very small items like laces or insoles, use the included mesh bag.

Is it compatible with my washer and dryer?

Shoo-Noise® works with most washers and dryers on the market. The magnets need a metal drum to lock in place. If your dryer has a plastic drum interior, the device works perfectly in the washer, and the included mesh bag can be used for drying. Most standard machines have metal drums.

Will the magnets scratch or damage my machine?

No. The magnets anchor the device to the drum wall, which actually reduces wear on the machine. When shoes bounce freely, even in bags, they slam the drum walls and stress the bearings. Shoo-Noise® eliminates that impact entirely.

Which bundle should I get?

Starter ($39.99) is one unit, great for washing one pair at a time. Home Essential ($59.99) is two units and our most popular option, so you can wash two pairs at once or keep one dedicated to different shoe types. Family ($79.98) covers a full household. Max Value ($119.97) is for serious rotations.

What does the lifetime guarantee cover?

The lifetime guarantee covers the Shoo-Noise® base. If the base fails at any point during normal use, it gets replaced. No expiration. The industrial-grade plastic is built to outlast every pair of shoes you own.

Clean Shoes. Zero Effort. For Life.

One device replaces every bag, brush, and cleaning kit you've ever bought. Free shipping on all launch orders.

Lifetime Guarantee Free Shipping Patented Device

Starter ($39.99) • Home Essential ($59.99) • Family ($79.98) • Max Value ($119.97)